and meets his virgins (memo to self: ask State Dept, can we still say "virgins" or does this create some self-esteem issue for the moderate virgins?).

Reuters reports:

A Kuwaiti man released from the U.S. prison in Guantanamo Bay in 2005 has carried out a suicide bombing in Iraq, his cousin told Al Arabiya television on Thursday.  A friend of Abdullah Saleh al-Ajmi in Iraq informed his family that Abdullah carried out the attack in Mosul, his cousin Salem told the Dubai-based television channel. "We were shocked by the painful news we received this afternoon ... through a call from one of the friend's of martyr Abdullah in Iraq," said Salem al-Ajmi in a telephone interview aired by Arabiya.

About this "martyr" thing, should we really be using that word?  Oh, wait, it's Muslims in Iraq who use that word for Muslims who kill themselves while trying to kill Americans during personal betterment efforts.  I guess that's cool.