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Paws for thought

From The Spectator:

It gets worse. The following week the bereaved cat owner goes to the doctor's.

Doctor: "It's bad news.You've got a terminal disease."

Cat owner: "How long have I got?"

Doctor: "Just ten,."

Cat owner: "Ten what? Ten years, months, weeks?"

Doctor: "Nine ..."

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