12 Mar 2008
Generally accepted accounting principles do not include such LIFO-threatening behavior. Perhaps he failed to read the latest bulletin.
12 Mar 2008
Generally accepted accounting principles do not include such LIFO-threatening behavior
In that case, Muslims in the West should embrace FIFO - Fit In or ... Foxtrot Oscar.
12 Mar 2008
As you recall I have always denied that my failing LS Pt II which I sat twice at Alexandra Palace in 1976 had nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with the place burning down the following year.
12 Mar 2008
Hey! No way! I don't believe it.
12 Mar 2008
The Windbag* & The Lion Tamer
Or: More About MMMWAH*
Or: Ka-Ching, I Ching, We All Ching Together, Or We Shall All Swing Separately
Or: Making Elbow Macaronic Room At The Table
Or: Make Way For Oxleys!
Or: Getting Your Pleas In A Row
Or: "Field of Dreams"
Or: On Account of the Filings & Failings
Or: Oak Leaf Clusters to Annie Oakley And Cluster-F*cks From Oxley
Or: Accounting For Chinese Over-Representation
Or: Dos Annies Horribilis
Or: Excessive Exuberance Has Many Fathers, But Truth Is An Orphan In An Audit Or In Court
I doubt that the Gospels' "The last shall be first, and the first, last" shall apply here (unless I kill a thread, as usual) while I rudely bring what Mary calls my "two elbows" (using an annoying businessism) to the table. What's worse, I come hands out or hat strategically positioned (don't schwenken that Hut in a ribald poem posted long ago), and said hands (said a sibling of Brinker after he fell through a hole in the ice, "Look Ma! No Hans!) are usually in my pockets ala Christopher Newman, our wurst yet, ala Al Bundy. At least I have two hands (and would never falsely claim that the mother of the one I referred to as writing ecdysiastically had only one), unlike the nonnictive (see previous post re Lol's "salty eyeball") "one-eyed trouser snake", an essential ingredient of the Americanism, "pulling a train"; or perhaps up a slight gradient, a "locomotive, working rapidly with its elbows, [which] hurried through a pine forest, then - with relief - among fields." (hat tip to Doktor Google for nictating grass (which reminds that I never got around to posting a couple of Buckleyisms) as seen from a locomotive, and what's more: there's a whole lotta' [other] nictating going on)
Now, where was I? Penrith? Adlestrop? Time to stop? And then go back? To a baffling mirror in which an American Idiot (hat tip to Green Day, and VN famously gives none in his (shudder) dust-up with Dostoevsky) might see bad -very bad -cyrillic in the reflection of Adlestrop? Nope; just back to an erstwhile NER writer who passed on the ethnic slur that a Finnish extrovert is one who stares at your shoes. Another old saw (see the toothache poem about an invitation to a beheading by a lobster) is that an actuary is like an accountant but without the personality (or vice versa). I learned from a friend of a friend a few decades ago that those who would become actuaries must pass a series of grueling exams, some of which, she claimed, had failing rates of over 50%.
Whining like a white-collar defendant: I doubt that anyone has paid attention to the above, unlike the attention, attention which must finally be paid to a such a person as Willie Lo Mein, the kow-towing and nictating-with-green-eyeshades tragic Kangxi character of Arthur Miller's Death of an Accountant.
Some time ago I was not surprised to find many Google hits for "What price, Waterhouse?" "The Rape of the Sarbanes" got no hits, but should be rejected on general principles, and on account of it's being downright creepy, and "The Rape of the Lockbox"(also no hits and on no account see Algor[e]; not as constant as the Northern Star) should be rejected on account of social security accounting principles or lack thereof. Because the pace of this petty post creeps along, I'll check on "Golly Oskie! Annie Oxley! Get your hired guns!" tomorrow, tomorrow.....
*See "Windbag" and just say "MMMWAH"; just c'est moi.
22 Mar 2008
There are so many things to blame on Islam that I object to diverting attention to those which are not Islam's fault. The violent extremism in this case is Mr. Hodges. It does not appear that any Moslem paid the slightest attention to his incitements.
Though I suppose Islam must bear some responsibility for the ACCA's credulity and wasted expenditure. Had Mr. Hodges attempted to incite, say, the IRA to attack these institutes, no one would have given it a second thought.