Bally Bottom Button
Buttons are a blinkin bally nuisance you'll agree,
Buttonin' bally buttons is a blinkin' bore to me,
If I had no bally buttons on my clothes I know,
I could put more dinners where good dinners ought to go,
Supper is the only decent meal I ever get,
And I do enjoy my suppers by the way,
For I undo my buttons but each morning when I wake,
I always call the missis up and say.
I can't do my bally bottom button up,
Can't do my bally bottom button up,
And it's so tight and it serves me right,
Must have eaten too much grub last night,
I can't do my bally bottom button up,
And though you think it's fun,
What's the use of buttoning the other bally buttons,
When the bally bottom button's undone.
What's the use of buttoning the other bally buttons,
When the bally bottom button's undone.
Etc.
Recorded by Ian Wallace in 1961. The song may be older. But you are right, nothing on Youtube.
Posted on 08/28/2008 9:55 AM by Esmerelda Weatherwax