16 Sep 2011
Other job openings at NER:
1) Office Shmo: Nondescript nebbish needed who likes to write redundant reports and go home early.
2) Corporate Shnorrer: Responsible for mooching off coworkers, begging for raises, taking power naps.
3) Senior Schmuck: Gets things done effectively, but is not afraid of degrading and abusing coworkers.
All salaries negotiable.