From The Spectator:
It gets worse. The following week the bereaved cat owner goes to the doctor's.
Doctor: "It's bad news.You've got a terminal disease."
Cat owner: "How long have I got?"
Doctor: "Just ten,."
Cat owner: "Ten what? Ten years, months, weeks?"
Doctor: "Nine ..."
Posted on 02/25/2012 2:56 PM by Mary Jackson