29 May 2012
Who'd A Dunk It?
Or: Piece In Our Time
Or: 5,000 Easy Pieces
After clicking on MJ's link, saw "Rabbit Warren" and realized that I owed her a hat tip for a previously posted "pow-wow hip-hop artiste Elizabeth 'Rabbit' Warren." (considering that the as-blonde-and-blue-eyed-as-Anders-Brevik EW had classified herself as "White" when convenient, "flip-flop" might have been more on point). What's worse is that in the same stream of drivel I had careleessly Mondegrinned MJ's "Rhandi lal" as "Randi lol" when referencing The Cure's Laurence "Lol" Tolhurst . -still ain't sure what a "lal" is - perhaps something like the Australian slang word, "La," as in "toilet" as in Britain's randy George Michael as in lollygagging or lally or "lady" gagging at the glory hole.
While not a "reasonably committed film buff," as a Yank (best not seen in the buff and arguably certifiable for commitment), I had not managed to be unaware that Warren and Shirley were siblings and that the former, while formerly thought to be "insatiable," had in recent decades been deemed "satiable," but had to use Google to learn that the judgment had been rendered by Madonna. -haven't the foggiest if she made Warren feel "like a virgin"..."the very first time" and all that rot, rotter and rutting.
You British wankers might be jealous of we over-here and over-sexed Yankees. "We" have Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain with an estimated 20,000 notches on his NBA belt; you have Neville "The Wilt" Chamberlain who got screwed once with his own not-so-protective umbrella in the Sudetenland. Also in the American pantheon of veritable giants is "Magic" Johnson who may have had (I'm not HIV positive about the number) sex with about a thousand people of all genders. And you Brits have what? (whom?) Mr. "Magic" Bean?
Then again, perhaps like the purported world-wide tide of rising I.Q.'s (and no, spelling and punctuation don't count for much and gawd knows mine don't) which floats all men in the boats of orgasmic immigration bints, there's a global trend towards rising randiness ala some James R. "Errol" Flynn effect.
Tags: rising tide of salaries taken at the Curt Flood
29 May 2012
But nearly ten years ago, for what it's worth, we had Steve "Shagger" Norris.