11 Dec 2012
Look Ma, No Hans!
Or: Nothing Vultured, Nothing Bained
The Gentile Reader might recall the role of Donny Donowitz, aka "The Bear Jew," in Inglorious Bustards.
Brad "Apache" Pitt The Elder
After the messy Shosanna Dreyfus affair, I asked myself if a Jewess could pass herself off as a French lieutenant's (so sorry -my mistake - Frederick Zoller's rank was that of a Oberschutze) woman, why could I, after emigrating to the US, not pass myself off as a Jew? The task of finding a decent plastic surgeon of Aryan descent for some work on my forehead and foreskin was difficult, but not insurmountable and given my command of several languages, I soon prospered as a "Jewish" comedian performing before audiences heavy with displaced persons of the diaspora. Alas, my career recently took a turn for the wurst (many kosher kicks to the kishkas) when, while tipsy mit schnapps in the Catskills, I blurted out that the only thing worse than the business associates of Mitt Romney were the "Jewish Cain Capital vulture capitalists."
Col. Hans Landa (Ret.)
Tags: bustards, vultures, birds of a feather, Hans Landa surrenders and gets a get of jail free card and a white feather to jackboot for helping to make buzzard bait out of the top Nazi command, Kaffe mit Schlag, Kaffee mit Romney, Nazi uniform B&D fetish, cream of the riding crop, in spite of aid to Muslims given by Nazis before and after WWII, "Palestinians" might be expected to claim that the "Zionist Entity" is the true heir of the Condor Legion, also see from the immortal To Autumn In Big Sur: To fend off munchies go not without your Pez/ Cast stones at condors, beak in carrion/ And be with stout Cortez/ Stoned/ Silent upon a peak in Darien, Romney's moronic 47% final solution, the Bain of his non-existence, how dry I am, look, Mama Loshen, no dry Hans!