3 Jan 2013
Guess Who's Coming To Din
I'm as pleased as The Prophet to report that with the execution of my bitter half (had I had four wives, she might have been my bitter quarter), I've gone beyond the hajj trick of icing my mother-in-law, brother-in-law and sister-in-law to what might be called (with apologies to Lawrence Durrell) an "Abbottabad Quartet." The name, by the sweet bye and bye, of my erstwhile adulteress was "Salome" and when she did her seven veils thang, I was reminded of how much my Abrahamic faith honors John the Baptist as a prophet - just like Jesus - and before one could say, "Abra-Cadaver," it was her head that was, as it were, hoist by its own petard onto a prison platter.
A Better Man Than Gunga,
Tags:: spousal abuse, pleased as Punch & Judy, The Alexandria Quartet, the dance of the seven veils and the seven deadly sins of Din, Guess Who's Coming To Din-Din In France, the Battle of Sidney Poitiers, Guess Who's Coming, ain't nobody choking in here but us chickens, hubba-hubba, what a dish, Moroccan cleric says revenge is a dish best schtupped cold (though within six hours), rap sheet, Samangan Style Rap