23 Jan 2013
That Vitamin Is The Size Of An Effing 'Orse Pill
Or: They Still Needed Horses After Hastings, Didn't They?
I suppose that "Fivla of Finnester" and "Millhouse Vitamin" sound better than "Hengist of Finnester" and "Horsa Vitamin."
cc Wilbur, Richard
Hengist and Horsa were very dull people. Now, as you know, they colonised Kent; consequently the people of Kent have ever since been very slightly – well, you know . .**
Your Prime Minister of Finnester,
Mr. Ted Heath,
Cute horses, Esme; they'd go well with some Hollande- Hollandaise sauce.
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24 Jan 2013
Or: Losing The Spring In His (Mis)Step
The old gray matter ain't what she used to be; Mr. Ed has misspelled "Finnister" as "Finnester" as in das Fenster or "defenestrate."
Through The Window Pane,
Like Salami Slain,
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