14 Aug 2007
Reactionry
[Just so we don't forget, forsake or fake, Climax, Georgia]
Randy, Dandy, Hellene Bed
Or: Dancing On* The Street
The Argives are a fine and randy race,
And sheep, I think, they do embrace,
Their Men with men will often dance,
(Well, more often than in southern France)
But just so that no one's hurt,
Or feathers ruffled; like Seinfeld's (pirate) shirt,
They stop short of doing it in the street;
'Twould frighten pferden; Must be discrete
Twat? Clean up the metre (or the plural)? Nah - back off -haven't had my coffee or broken morning bread.
Boker Tov? Nah- back to bed
*Sorry if that cuts Bowie like a knife
14 Aug 2007
Reactionry
oops -just lost my stret cred (again) -it's
discreet, naturlich.
15 Aug 2007
Esmerelda Weatherwax
Your list omits the villages of the Piddle Valley in Dorset, such as Little Piddle and Piddletrenthide, home of the Piddle Inn.