2 Oct 2007
Reactionry
At The Doctor's Orifice
Nurse Mary Jane Riding Hood to Patient Hugh: My, what a big business you've grown! (groan...moan -over a grown man naked (ht. Airplane))
Hugh "White Fang" Fitzmiyagi:
Eumenides, Euripides, Ulysses -You fixa deese
Witha Fixodent?
Youa heaven sent
To wax on -wax off*,
(Uh-oh...groan...)
The Sirens are coming to take me away,
Ha-haaa! While I turn and cough,
Best laid plans gang aft agley;
Should have stayed home with Nabokov
*Mary is "all ears". (Psst....and wink-wink, nudge-nudge; they're naked) I'll try to stop torturing the Reader with Cream lyrics.
2 Oct 2007
Mary Jackson
Steady on, Reactionry old boy. I said I was going to "inspire the flute", not play the pink oboe.
2 Oct 2007
Reactionry
I don't have anything against oboesexuals (yes, I do have a bad cold and am going back to bed) and as Doktor Flatus, the flautist said, "If you've got it, flaut it*."
*about 60 Googleflaunts in my face on that one