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Tuesday, 15 April 2008
Bursting the Bustenhalter

It isn't often I agree with Lawrence Auster. I certainly never thought we would see eye to eye on bosoms. But how much is too much?

Caroline Flint's cleavage, barely discernible unless you're looking really hard, is one thing:

But Angela Merkel's bosom - "cleavage" doesn't begin to cover it - is quite another:

I'm all for women smashing the glass ceiling, but not while bursting the Bustenhalter. Particularly strange is the contrast between the plunging neckline and the stern, Teutonic face.  This bosom is not enticing but formidable - it is waiting to obey orders. Nicola Copping at The Times had a similar reaction:

As images emerge of the German Chancellor in a plunging evening gown, we ask again: should a world leader dare to bare? Well, if anyone can, Merkel can. With a cleavage the size of two pitchers of Warsteiner, and a steely demeanour, who would mess with the Iron Lady of Europe (and that bosom?). Hands off, Dubya.

Posted on 8:20 AM by Mary Jackson
Comments
15 Apr 2008
Send an emailgreenmamba
I saw the picture yesterday but had not noticed her facial expression until you pointed it out (thank you).  Ms. Merkel (love that name) was probably putting it on to highlight the display of intermammary sulcus.

15 Apr 2008
Send an emailJohnny

I'm surprised that with a chest like like A. Merkel didn't become a shoplifter.

Well, from what I can tell you could hide a whole turkey in there, or one of those flat screen TVs, turned sideways of course.

They do look rather bossy, don't they?



15 Apr 2008
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What's It All About, Ostalgie?
Or: Tanks For The Mammaries
 
Go ahead; hang out the bras on the Siegfried Line, poke fun bags at Germany, the land of plunging Oder-Neisse Lines and where DDR is more than a memory chip, and diss her budding decolletage industries and Merkelcantilist trade polices.  Would you rather have seen Brandt's Willie?  Apres Merkel, I'll wager that there'll be a lot of Bustalgie.


15 Apr 2008
Esmerelda Weatherwax
Was she ever an "associate" of Russ Meyer? Minus the plaits.

17 Apr 2008
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Man & Superwoman
 
Does Kris Kringle jingle or sleigh 'em mit a Russ Meyerish "On [Admiral] Dönitz, on Blitzkrieg, on Super Vixen!" 


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