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Thursday, 7 August 2008
Dog-cloner denies she was Mormon sex kidnapper Joyce McKinney

From The Times
The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early today that she was a bail abscondee accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey.
Joyce McKinney / Bernann McKinneyRumours have been circulating about the true identity of Bernann McKinney, who this week appeared in Seoul with her five cloned pit bull puppies. She and her dogs have featured in publications around the world since the ground-breaking procedure.
Ms McKinney, who said that she lived in Hollywood, California, denied to The Times this morning that she was actually Joyce McKinney, who was charged at Epsom Magistrates’ Court in 1977 with false imprisonment.
The story of Joyce McKinney is nothing if it is not larger than life. I remember it well. She was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting the 17-stone Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who had become the object of her passionate affections.
Joyce McKinney, then 28 . . .  tracked Mr Anderson, then 19, to Ewell in Surrey, where he had been posted for two years as a door-to-door Mormon missionary.
With the help of a friend she is alleged to have kidnapped him and chained him to a bed in a remote cottage. After apparently failing to persuade him to marry her and father her children she then seems to have forced him to have sex with her. He finally escaped and she was arrested.
During a subsequent court appearance Joyce McKinney, is reputed to have said: “I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.”
After three months on remand in Holloway Prison she was released on bail because of failing mental health. She then fled the country using a false passport. True to fashion or the hyperbole of a remarkable story she seems to have disguised herself as a nun for several months and disappeared into the Appalachian Mountains.
During the 1977-78 court case it was claimed that Joyce McKinney had, with the help of her friend, confronted Mr Anderson on the steps of Ewell’s Church of the Latter Day Saints and frogmarched him to a car where he was subdued with chloroform. They then appear to have driven him 200 miles to a rented 17th century cottage in Okehampton, Devon.
To add further mystery and zing to the whole story, Mr Anderson was said to have been wearing a Mormon chastity belt at the time. In her defence, she claimed that it was a bondage game played with his full consent. Legend has it that after he eventually promised to marry her she loosened his chains and he then escaped.
videoAs you can see from the photos (top left) Bernann is a dead ringer for Joyce, allowing for the passage of 30 years. Perhaps she is her own long lost twin sister. Whatever the truth there is only one thing I say say. Here is Puppy Love by Mormon teen sweetheart Donny Osmond. All together now . . .

Posted on 1:52 PM by Esmerelda Weatherwax
Comments
7 Aug 2008
Artemis

I guess courtship is handled differently in Britain.



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