17 Aug 2008
reactionry
Ding-Dongs For Dummies
NER Readers have already been treated to this Alexandre Dumas knee slapper by Hugh:
[The] Hoi polloi have had to make do with:
and
I'm unable to find a YouTube of I Ding-Dong Daddy From Duma by Alexander Kerensky & The Mensheviks.
I've decided not to provide a link to "Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead" given that this treacly bit could induce diabetes*, and the same holds for "My Ding-A-Ling"** which is infra dig, if not Homo Lewdens.
Aw (Brit: Awr), whatheheck:
*-as could this:
**And one shouldn't pander or punder to dumbasses or dispel any lingering doubts that one is a dummy by referencing Ling-Ling: