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Sunday, 17 August 2008
“I’m not afraid of dying. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

Woody Allen (Alan Konigsberg) is quoted in this essay by Lennard Davis (hat tip: Arts & Letters):

I think that had I been better educated, I could write poetry, because a writer of comedy has some of that equipment to begin with. You’re dealing with nuance and ear and meter, and one syllable off in something I write in a gag ruins the laugh. . . . In actual one-liners, there’s something succinct, you do something that you do in poetry. In a very compressed way you express a thought or feeling and it’s dependent on the balancing of words.

Konigsberg points to his famous joke: “I’m not afraid of dying. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Of it he notes, “In a compressed way it expresses something, and if you use one word more or less it’s not as good.”

Posted on 3:27 PM by Rebecca Bynum
Comments
17 Aug 2008
Send an emailUncle Kenny

When does a clever, structural conceit in an essay such as the one Mr. Davis uses with Mr. Allen's real name shade over into real anti-semitism and when is it merely tone-deaf? 



17 Aug 2008
Send an emailreactionry
Wake Up And Die, Wright*
Or: Perchance To "Dream Of Electric Sheep"
Or: Drifting Off To Sleep, If Not Off-Topic
 
Looking into the soul (not cheating as on a Philosophy exam as per Woody Allen's bon mot or crib note) of Steven Wright, who sounds as somnolent as Tommy Chong: "I plan to live forever.......so far, so good."
 
* I've been unable to google the identity of whoever first said "Wake up and die right", but think that it was used in a movie by a drifting cowboy.  The phrase was also famously, if imperfectly, replicated, or replicanted in Blade Runner as "Wake up; time to die!"


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