Briefs in a twist. From the BBC:

One of Britain's most senior judges has been cleared of exposing himself twice to a woman on packed commuter trains.

Sir Stephen Richards, 56, of Wimbledon, south-west London, was accused of flashing at the same woman on trains in the area on 16 and 24 October 2006.

But the Court of Appeals judge told magistrates the allegations were a case of mistaken identity.

City of Westminster magistrates said the evidence to identify Sir Stephen was insufficient.

It didn't stand up in court.

I was flashed at a couple of years ago. It was in the middle of winter and perishing cold. The boy looked about twelve, and I felt rather sorry for him. Perhaps, as I'm getting older, flashers - like policemen - are getting younger.