"ROFLMAO..."
-- from a reader

Now a reader above has used a term with which I was unfamiliar. Did I get mad? Did I pick up my Elgin marbles and go home? Did I insist that he not use such a term?

No. I googled to find out what it meant. And now. having employed my celebrated computer skills, I know exactly what it means.

"ROFLMAO" stands for "Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco."