A lot off the top Madam?
I have just seen Bushra Noah interviewed on local London news.
I think another draw back to her unlikely career as a hairdresser is the difficulty she seemed to have in stringing an articulate sentence together.
I don’t go to the hairdressers very often but I believe that the conversation is an integral part of the experience.
Bushra: Been on your holidays yet?
Customer: Yeah, I went to Ibiza, what about you?
Bushra : Well I went to Mecca, threw a few stones at the devil and went widdershins round a black asteroid.
Customer: I want my hair cut like that Britney Spears
Bushra: Sorry, my Imam says she is a infidel whore and he wants to be the first to cut her head off. So I have no idea what her hair looks like. Did you see that beheading on Al Jazeera the other night?
Customer, Er, No I only watch the QV Channel and Eastenders, er, I think I’ll leave the trim, and colour, and er, just go. Elsewhere. Anywhere else.
Posted on 11/09/2007 5:05 PM by Esmerelda Weatherwax