Be there, or be ... enslaved by a sociopathic, misogynistic, supremacist ideology.

Country music?  Entertainment provided by a certain acclaimed composer/performer?

Let's just say that by the end of the reception, you will know what real country music sounds like. Unfortunately, you may also receive exposure to the fake stuff on the radio for which we apologize in advance. It's not our fault. Country music has been taken over by aliens.