The Iconoclast
Friday, 31 March 2006
Hit song of the decade
The song hit of the decade, far as I'm concerned:

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone  

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a [expletive]
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

It's the song Kim Jong Il sings as he wanders through the halls of his palace after dispatching Hans Blix to the shark tank.

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:59 PM by John Derbyshire
Comments
1 Apr 2006
Send an emailRobert Bove
Make that, "to the tune of 'I Feel Pretty.'" See that pretty nuke in the silo there? Whose can that attractive nuke be? Such a pretty nose, such a pretty shaft, such a pretty (someone help me here!)

7 Dec 2006
Send an emailRob
Never say "pretty shaft" to an Englishman. But if you do, it is quite unnecessary to go any further.