Baby Needs A New Pair Of Jews

Or: Dead Baby Needs A Pied-à-terre

Or: Matey, or Nurse, What Was Worse Than Haiti Lately?

 

 

Tut, Tut, Mr. Fitzgerald, that was pale in comparison to the fire of Al Jolson, fresh from his triumph as the blackfaced Jazz Singer, which led via a vicious racist vicus to the National Lampoon's "It's better to light one cross than to curse the darkies" and the debut held tight at the Hotel Rwanda where he let loose with Tut, Tut, Tutsi, Goodbye:

 

 

Trying To Be Like The Nordic Man,

Hillary Rene Bullocks & Dead Bluestone

 

not tagged: velvet tams, Tam O'Shanter, Black & Tans, Blacks & Shanties, in the long run we're all dead