20 Jun 2010
reactionry
The Myrrh*, The Merrier
Or: Swimming With The Sharkey***
I've suffered the fools gladly who have depicted my wooden teeth or my hemp-smoking, and I'm sure most of the Irish would have been amused rather than outraged if Sharkey's picture had been given the classic title, "Sodom & Begorrah,"** but I believe that Muamer Zukorlic should have been (assuming that he wasn't; no gif is given) incensed.****
But, hey, it's not all cloudless glory.
Crossing The Patchouli & The Styx,
George Washington
** As someone other than Cousin Willy or Bismarck didn't say when comparing Ireland to the hopelessly multiethnic Austria, "England is Shackletoned to a corpse."
Readers lusting after more mirth and gaiety of manufactured and purloined letters from the House of Myrrh could do worse than to read JMJ's pieces of fiction not titled "The Blight Of Araby" or "The Blarney Stone Of Secrets."
*** See JMJ's link to Pink News. At age 49, Kevin Sharkey is no mere boy, and there is absolutely no reason to think that he's a member of the justly-despised NAMBLA, so one should not think upon reading his statement, "But I don't mind if I'm the whipping boy. I'm a big boy and can look after myself," of what he (JMJ) didn't write, "In the land of the Short Eyes, when the going gets tough, the tough get kinky."
For those tiring of your basic black (though there is no white flag of surrender in Yunanistan) here's something from a veritable Robes' Gallery:
[And yes,(acknowledging a helluva lotta' Googlethwarts), I don't doubt that many Irish Catholics will sigh deeply and return to their usual blog-trotting]
23 Jun 2010
Paul Blaskowicz
"But I don't mind if I'm the whipping boy. I'm a big boy and can look after myself," of what he (JMJ) didn't write, "In the land of the Short Eyes, when the going gets tough, the tough get kinky." - react
Another beaut, r. I hope you're saving all this stuff.
Stop all the Strawberry Alarm Clocks!!