David Asman at Fox News will try to answer that perplexing question — with the help of moi, among others — in a special report called "Sox, Scissors, Paper:  The Sandy Berger Caper."  Naturally, since I will be appearing, the program will air Saturday night at 9pm — i.e., up against college basketball's annual crown jewel, the Final Four games.  But I believe the program will also be rebroadcast sometime Sunday afternoon.

Those who wonder why natural allies are not exactly flocking to the defense of embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, whose Justice Department accepted a shockingly lenient plea agreement in this case, would do well to tune in.