1

Help in Italian

by Petrus Tornarius (January 2023)


Boy Drinking, Annibale Carracci, 1582–83

 

Life is a self-sustained chemical system capable of undergoing Darwinian evolution. —astrobiological definition

 

The neuroscientist Anil Seth[*]
contends that consciousness
is best thought of as a controlled
hallucination. If so, control
must be the key calibration
that makes the prospect work:
too much and you end up aping
Mussolini; too little, the comedian
who, finding himself in Venice
and in danger of drowning, bawls:
“Help in Italian! Help in Italian!”

Aiutaci!

 

[*] Anil Seth, Being You: A New Science of Consciousness (New York: Dutton, 2021). The comedian was Harry Secombe (later Sir Harold Donald Secombe CBE) as Neddie Seagoon in the BBC’s much-loved 1950s series The Goon Show. Aiutaci! = “Help!” in Italian.

 

Table of Contents

 

Petrus Tornarius is the latinized name of the South African American poet Peter Dreyer—a form often used by some of his medieval German ancestors. He employs this pseudonym to sign poems he thinks “worth publishing, but perhaps a bit infra dig.” Dreyer is the author, among other books, of A Beast in View (London: André Deutsch), The Future of Treason (New York: Ballantine), and Martyrs and Fanatics: South Africa and Human Destiny (New York: Simon & Schuster; London: Secker & Warburg).

Follow NER on Twitter @NERIconoclast