Bill Is Always Ready For His Close-Up, But Is Hillary?

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And don’t forget the 21 phone numbers and email addresses, all belonging to Bill Clinton, that have just turned up in the possession of his friend and fellow heedless above-the-law hedonist, Jeffrey Epstein.

May these embarrassingly mediocre dynasties — Clinton, Bush, any others that come along — be quashed, and none permitted again to be contemplated, unless the scion in question turns out to be another John Quincy Adams.