Resistance

by Brandon Marlon (June 2018)


Old English Gentleman, Ed Gray, 2007

 
 
Actually, habibi, I'm going to have to pass
on the rent-a-mob recruitment drive, though rumor
has it that your busses are amply air conditioned.
And just to be perfectly clear, I really don't appreciate
being disturbed during my lunch hour while
engrossed in my shawarma, whose seasoned lamb,
by the way, is to die for, unlike the half-baked aims
of your professional rioteers en route to the border.
For all your talk of "martyrdom", I don't see you
personally joining the polluting tire-burners,
molotov cocktail throwers, slingers, or knife-wielders
who form what those reliably useful idiots
of the global media will tonight term
peaceful protesters. Why might that be?
Look, I enjoy the occasional rage fest as much as anyone,
but I can think of a thousand and one better ways
to while away a warm afternoon than enlisting
in your zombie brigade frothing at the mouth
for Yahud blood. Backgammon, for one. You any good?
Plus, the football match starts soon. It's Italy's year.
Who cares if you can pay cash in Israeli shekels
instead of Iranian rials? The irony of that aside,
walla, I'd much rather savor this delectable
couscous with harissa and postpone my virgin harem
for another time, shukran. Pass the tahini, would you?
Send my regards to the rabid hooligans on the frontline;
no doubt few things are as cathartic as pyromania.
Personally, though, I prefer by far getting my kicks
from soothing backrubs in the hammam, the music of
Cheb Khaled wafting gently in the background.
Lovely way to unwind. Listen, you get any tours
going to Abu Dhabi or Dubai and, yalla, I'm your man.
Hey, is it true your sister Fatima is single again?
Someone told me she and Umar finally broke up.
Whatever, just asking. No, no, for a friend. Yeah.
All right. Fine. Aleikum Salaam.



 


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Brandon Marlon is a writer from Ottawa, Canada. He received his B.A. in Drama & English from the University of Toronto and his M.A. in English from the University of Victoria. His poetry was awarded the Harry Hoyt Lacey Prize in Poetry (Fall 2015), and his writing has been published in 225+ publications in 28 countries. www.brandonmarlon.com.


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A mind untrammeled by the red eyed Imam. Those who savor delicacies find gore distasteful.


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