The Ayatollah of Climate Change: Greta Thunberg

by Theodore Dalrymple (September 2019)
Moonrise on the Yare, John Crome, circa 1811
Poor Greta Thunberg! She is to self-righteousness and self-satisfaction what Mozart was to music, namely an astonishing youthful prodigy. Unlike Mozart, however, she is a very unattractive child, her unattractiveness arising not from her natural physical endowment but from the sheer grimness of her humourless puritanism which is inscribed on her face for all to see. She has succeeded in adding a new vision of hell to the many that I already have, namely being preached at by her for all eternity without intermission.
It is said that she suffers from a psychiatric condition, but whether or not this is so, her awfulness (of which, of course, she is blithely unaware) is not really her fault. Her transformation into a celebrity is the work of adults. It is they who have turned her into the Ayatollah Thunberg, the Khomeini of climate change.
In the days when reaching old age was exceptional, almost implying some kind of personal virtue, it was the elderly who were accorded respect and regarded as the repositories of wisdom. But as the old begin to outnumber the young, it is the young to whom falls the mantle. This is because we value the rare. No only does little Greta belong to a minority, but to a minority of that minority, for no one can deny that she is articulate, however monotonous, programmed or lacking in spontaneity her lines might be.
Adolescence in particular is now regarded as the acme of human existence, from which only decline is possible (and Greta exudes an air of permanent adolescence). I still have not quite made up my mind whether our age is the first of the geriatric adolescent or that of the adolescent geriatric, but I not infrequently notice around me seventy- and even eighty-year-olds who try to dress and comport themselves as if they were still about eighteen or nineteen. I find it sad, for of course the march of time is inexorable in its effects, albeit that it is true that it has slowed somewhat and people now age more slowly than they once did thanks, ultimately, to the material prosperity brought about by the creative destruction of capitalism. Nevertheless, the pretence that we have not aged is futile, though it is not futile only: it is both sad and shallow, in that it implies that life subsequent to adolescence has not brought its own rewards, and moreover that one has in effect learned nothing in the meantime, that the very best that can be hoped for is that one’s knowledge and wisdom, which plateaued at the age of eighteen, have maintained that elevated level ever since.
Based upon my experience of the elderly, I view the arrival of the adolescent geriatric, or the geriatric adolescent, with some consternation or trepidation. From a very early age I have had a liking for the elderly, often preferring them to the young, especially the young of my own and subsequent generations, but I have to admit that when an old person is nasty or querulous, he or she tends to be very nasty or querulous indeed, and exceedingly difficult to handle. In so far as adolescence is an age of egoistic querulousness, therefore, the prospect is daunting of an increase in bad-tempered geriatrics, angry that, despite their wish that they should remain adolescent forever (a wish that they are likely to confuse with a right because they have lived through a period when wishes rapidly transformed themselves into rights), they continue to age and will one day die. The Bible might tell us that there is a time and place for everything, but in the worldview of the geriatric adolescent, there is no time or place for old age.
The exaggerated respect in the world, or at least in Europe, with which little Greta’s pronouncements have been received will, I hope, be a matter of wonder to future generations (if any). She has addressed not only crowds but parliaments, where she has been accorded a mixed status of guru and performing animal—guru because she has uttered the main tenets of a powerful doxa that so many thirst to believe in any case, and performing animal because she is so young to perform so unexpectedly well.
Of course, little Greta’s humourlessness (possibly a symptom of her alleged psychiatric condition) is far from a handicap, indeed it is a great asset in the modern world, for when earnestness is mistaken for seriousness and gaiety for frivolity, as increasingly they are, a sense of humour is not only unlikely to flourish, indeed is more likely to be reprehended. Literal-mindedness has become so general a psychological phenomenon that jokes, many or most of which are directed against someone, are sure to be taken in their most literal meaning and to reflect the joker’s real opinion of the person or persons joked about. Thus, when the late Peter Bauer, the distinguished development economist, raised his champagne glass and toasted ‘Death to our enemies!’, there would be those who would claim that this revealed a secret desire to be a mass-murderer, a desire that they would claim likely to be fulfilled in the right (or rather the wrong) circumstances. Lucky little Greta doesn’t have to worry about making jokes that will upset someone, because the very idea of a joke seems alien to her. Of course, I am only speculating here, not having actually met her, but I suspect that she is one of those persons who is puzzled when people laugh, as no doubt the tone deaf are when they watch people enraptured by music.
Humour has become dangerous and the making of jokes is one of those activities that can now only be done safely between consenting adults. It is entirely possible that one day one will have to be licensed to make a joke, or to warn third parties that one is about to make a joke which some might find offensive, or at any rate feel that they ought to find offensive, which these days is more or less the same thing. There will have to be special shelters for people who do not get jokes, so that they are not exposed to the offensive mockery that often lies not very far beneath humour.
It is my impression that public figures are less inclined to make jokes than ever before. On the assumption that this is actually so—no doubt some humourless sociologist could prove it—the question naturally arises as to why this should be so: for behind every observation, there are more observations to be made.
No doubt there are many possible answers, but I would like to propose that at least one of the reasons is the mass spread of tertiary education together with the rise of psychology as a field, if not of free enquiry exactly, at least of activity and preoccupation.
The effect, if not the intention, of the study of psychology, which is now one of the most popular courses in colleges and universities, is to increase the notions of the individual as vulnerable to all the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Life becomes a series of hazards with deleterious consequences, the slightest of which can have lasting adverse effects, delayed by many years but lasting for ever, for those who experience them. A word, a glance, an implication intended or not, can traumatise and do lasting and even irreparable damage. We are all made of eggshells. Nietzsche said that what does not kill us makes us stronger, but we say what we do not like or approve of kills us.
And, of course, further education has vastly expanded the range of what we do not like or disapprove of. Whole swathes of further education have been transformed into schools of grievance and resentment turned into the guiding principle of life. Few are the people who, with a little encouragement, cannot become aggrieved. Almost everyone is a member of some group or other that can claim to have been ill-used at some time in the past, the effects of ill-usage being multigenerational and to increase with the passage of time as they are examined ever more closely. In these circumstances, we become ever more sensitive, or rather hypersensitive. A joke becomes the equivalent of a lynching and a remark, or even a true statement, the same as the pulled trigger of a gun.
What has been called the hermeneutics of suspicion has become, under careful tutelage, general, a kind of default setting of the mind. With this default setting, the most anodyne or even generous of actions can be made to seem the very opposite, a sinister machination of an oppressive power. Of course, it is certainly true that human motivations are often mixed, and there is such a thing as passive-aggression, so that seeming goodwill is actually disguised malevolence. But the existence of such a phenomenon does not mean that it is overwhelmingly prevalent everywhere, so that for example when citizens got together to fund a hospital, they were actually seeking to hide or disguise or paper over the terrible conditions by which they were surrounded rather than trying truly to improve them. Marx and Freud encouraged the hunting out of true motives, as (more importantly in the sense of his actual effect or influence) did Foucault. In their worldview, no one was ever moved by such emotions as compassion or pity or generosity: and perhaps it is not a coincidence than none of them was conspicuous for his personal generosity towards others. All, on the contrary, were conspicuous egotists (here, I admit, I indulge in a little hermeneutics of suspicion of my own). Their suspicions were the disguise of their own psychological peculiarities.
We should not fail to recognise that the hermeneutics of suspicion—the finding of and motives for everything—is good fun and suits our lizard brains. It is gratifying to accuse others of wickedness, bad faith, dishonesty and so forth. It is much less gratifying to recognise the complexity of things, and to recognise that the best laid plans of mice and men can go awry without anyone intending them to do so. And this is without counting the necessity to examine one’s own failings and failures, which is much less enjoyable, indeed is much more painful, than blaming others.
In the absence of religious belief, which encourages a person both to accept his own agency and to look inwards, there is no countervailing mental force to the hermeneutics of suspicion that turn everyone into a self-proclaimed victim. This is not to suggest, of course, that there are no victims; there are even victims who have done absolutely nothing to cause or contribute to their victimhood. But it is far more common that, even under conditions that are objectively unfavourable, people make at least some contribution to their own downfall, sometimes a very large one that is entirely predictable in its consequences. Misled by political leaders who parasitize human weaknesses, they then concentrate not on what they can do themselves to alleviate their condition, but on what society as represented by the government (that they now believe is wholly responsible for their travails) can, ought and must do for them.   
These are not the conditions in which good humour will flourish, which require give and take and a certain mental resilience. Ill-temper increases, even among those who oppose the hermeneutics of suspicion. They become suspicious themselves.
Hamlet thought that all occasions, that is to say events and circumstances, conspired against him. Greta Thunberg could say the opposite (if ever she stopped to think about the reasons for her astonishing ascent to fame). How all occasions conspire in her favour! She encourages people to blame nebulous others, she appeals to grievance, she is radically humourless and therefore deemed to be serious. She is therefore a heroine—if one is still permitted to use the female form of the word hero—for our times.
Of course, the world will chew her up one day and spit her out. She is, after all, a bore, and bores, however correct their doxa, soon lose their attractiveness to a world eager for new phenomena. Few prodigies remain prodigious in any way to retain the short attention span of the world. I sincerely hope that little Greta takes her fall from fame in good part.

Theodore Dalrymple's latest books are The Terror of Existence: From Ecclesiastes to Theatre of the Absurd (with Kenneth Francis) and Grief and Other Stories from New English Review Press.

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1 Sep 2019
Dan Howell
The other day, Vivienne Westwood said Greta should be the world ruler.

10 Sep 2019
GALILEO: “In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.”

16 Sep 2019
Send an emailgary fouse
Reminds me of Pippi Longstocking, the fictional girl of Astrid Lindgren, who wrote Swedish children's books.

16 Sep 2019
Send an emailKirby Olson
The Giver.

19 Sep 2019
Send an emailMichael Zorn
"the world will chew her up one day and spit her out." Much as they did David Hogg.

23 Sep 2019
Send an emailG. Murphy Donovan
Ouch! Brilliant!

24 Sep 2019
Disappointingly ad hominem tirade. The topic calls for an appreciation of nature that some people are slow to learn. Theo: remember Blepharidopterus angulatus?

28 Sep 2019
Send an emailTraeh
A chief reason for the loss of humor is the transformation of everyone, via the internet, into anonymous commenters on every subject. This massively strengthens a kind of egoism that is destructive and unchecked by forces that previously checked it. In the past, the average person, when discussing opinions, discussed them face-to-face with real people, and thus in a context where various virtues had to be at least minimally exercised: a degree of respect for and feeling for the other person's opinion and being, for example. Now, the combination of scurrilous internet anonymity with the divorce of opinion from incarnate human life has socially metastasized the malignant postmodern form of egoism, manifested for example in declining ability to give decent weight to the possibility that one might oneself be mistaken. Humor becomes impossible because people, no longer able to humble themselves sufficiently for dialog, behave fanatically and simply go to war against each other, since on the anonymous internet there is generally little price to pay for a monstrously aggressive insistence on one's own views and heinously irresponsible attributions of evil motives to disagreeing others.--------------------------Other factors of course play into the death of humor. Democrats and Republicans are for the most part both failing to deal with fundamental problems with our corrupt societal arrangements. The Democrats try to solve those problems by methods that only make things worse, such as state socialism. The Republicans do not try to solve the problems and merely engage in a holding action against the tide of destructive "solutions" offered by Democrats.------------------------A part of what is needed is something neither Democrats nor Republicans noticeably support: that individuals and groups voluntarily accelerate the adoption in their businesses of what is sometimes called stakeholder capitalism (as distinct from traditional shareholder capitalism). Stakeholder capitalism takes various forms (for example benefit corporations, certified B-corps, and Mondragon-like businesses) and represents movement toward a more cooperative, sharing, compassionate capitalism, but does so in a decentralized way and without enlarging the state. In fact, if one wishes to keep state and economy distinct, stakeholder capitalism does a better job of that than conventional shareholder capitalism can do. Conventional capitalism provokes a gradual, decades-long, apparently inexorable movement toward socialism. Conventional capitalism, because of the intense concentrations of economic power it creates, leads to special economic interests manipulating the state and its laws and in that sense is tantamount to the very fusion of state and economy that conventional capitalists claim to oppose. That corrupt fusion provokes a continual counterproductive reaction from socialists and the like, who seek to have the state take over the economy rather than have the economy take over the state. But in the long run, both preferences lead to the same place. ----------------------------Stakeholder capitalism, by contrast, takes the wind out of the sails of socialists by spreading wealth somewhat more evenly, and does so without expanding the state or killing the capitalist goose laying its golden eggs. Stakeholder capitalism, if more individuals and companies would move more quickly in that direction, would do much to heal the frightfully growing breach between left and right in this society. It would spread a greater sense of cooperation, compassion, and solidarity and thus make society more resilient in the event of disasters. People would be less prone to looting and rioting and thuggery and more likely to trust and help one another. Politics would become less acrimonious.

29 Sep 2019
"24 Sep 2019 JamesBlond Disappointingly ad hominem tirade." An ad hominem is a personal attack used in lieu of an argument. But the Dr isn't addressing any argument that Greta has made or put forward. He is appraising her character. How can a subjective opinion of someone's character be fallacious? It is just that, an opinion. What you mean to say is that you dislike his appraisal. Too bad.

30 Sep 2019
Send an emailCraig Austin
We can all agree Greta is too young for Prince Andrew, but some think she is mature enough to set global economic policy.

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