Strike Looms at Gray Lady (Or, Maybe Not)

by Edward Grossman (October 2020)
Strike (for Fortune Magazine), Ben Shahn, 1947

October 1, 2020

New York—Staffers at the New York Times have vowed to shut the paper if management does not commit to appointing a young lesbian of color as its next executive editor.

       Sources in the organization who prefer to remain anonymous say the ultimatum was delivered earlier this week in a group-to-person Slack to the publisher, A.G. Sulzberger, 39, a cisgender white male. It was signed by 982 employees of all races, identities and sexualities with a mean age of 26 and requires him to promise he will name a lesbian of color not older than 29 when the present executive editor, Dean Baquet, 63, a cisgender Black male, steps down in 2022.

       If a notarized pledge to that effect is not forthcoming, the signatories will “be left with no choice but to go on 24/7 strike picketing 620 Eighth and halting production of digital and hard copy editions until our non-negotiable just demand is satisfied,” the message reads.

       620 Eighth Avenue is the address of the Renzo Piano-designed Times headquarters. Piano, 82, is a white cisgender male.

       No deadline for receipt of the pledge was indicated.

       According to sources, one group, calling itself the If Not Now When Front, wants the strike to begin Halloween if by then Sulzberger has not acted.

       Yesterday a member tweeted: “Floyd murder priceless opportunity never again save earth humanity future generations watching do it— #strikewhileironhot #BLM.”

       The reference is to George Floyd’s death in Minneapolis in May in police custody. Floyd, 47, was a cisgender Black male. The incident sparked nationwide protests and jumpstarted the Black Lives Matter decentralized anti-racism movement.

       So far the If Not Now position has garnered 1,619 upvotes in-house.

       It is unclear whether “If Not Now When" references a Hebrew saying attributed to Hillel the Elder, 110 BCE-10 CE, a Jerusalem male rabbi, skin color unknown, sexuality unknown, or the same as translated into English and spoken by Emma Watson during the 2014 HeForShe campaign for gender equality initiated by the United Nations.

       Watson, 30, is a white female model/actress/feminist describing herself as “self-partnered.”

       On the other hand, members of the Let’s Not Rush Front, who signed the note to Sulzberger, favor waiting to make good on December 15th—the day after the Electoral College meets to certify the election of next U.S. President Joe Biden, 77, ex-senator (Del.-D), ex-vice-president, white cisgender male.

       A representative tweet: “FIRST EVICT TWEETER-IN-CHIEF LIZARDMAN!!!”

       This is a reference to Donald Trump, 75, white cisgender male, incumbent U.S. President (R.).

       Among the Let’s Not Rushers is Charlotte Greensit, age unclear, a white cisgender female hired by Sulzberger last summer to be Opinion managing editor and associate Editorial Page editor. She was brought in from The Intercept, an award-winning progressive investigative website of which she was managing editor. During her tenure, The Intercept reported how money keeps the U.S. Congress in the grip of the Zionists and how the Israeli police train American police to kill Blacks.

       “If we want #real change,” she advised in a tweet which so far has garnered 419 upvotes in-house, “we must focus laser election. After December 14 we strike if necessary & add to Bennet/Weiss.”

       Her reference was to the June and July resignations of controversial Times editors James Bennet, 54, a cisgender white male, and Bari Weiss, 36, a white female no longer married to a white or any other male.

       Bennet’s decision to green-light an op-ed by 43-year-old cisgender white male Senator Tom Cotton (R.-Arkansas) advocating use of the military to end turmoil in the wake of the Floyd killing if local authorities were unable or unwilling cost him his job.

       Staffers, not all of color, predominately—though not allborn in 1991 or later, branded the Cotton op-ed racist, fascist and inflammatory and said it endangered them.

       At first Sulzberger and Baquet supported Bennet, claiming readers of the world’s most trusted, most influential, most Pulitzered daily were owed a gamut of views. The function of a newspaper, they claimed, goes or should go beyond sharing the wisdom and decency of management and staff. However, when this intensified the storm, the publisher accepted Bennet’s resignation.

       Several weeks afterward in an open letter addressed to “Dear A.G.” the no-longer-married Weiss, a Never-Trumper but non-progressive, claimed that after being lured from the Wall Street Journal to bring some diversity to the conversation at 620 Eighth she was tagged a fascist and a Nazi by her new co-workers. Moreover, under his watch the “once-great” Times had, she claimed, “betrayed” its “standards of intellectual curiosity.”

       Therefore, she was quitting.

       Kathleen Kingsbury, acting Editorial Page editor in the wake of Bennet’s resignation/firing, said in a statement that “we appreciate the many contributions that Bari made to Times Opinion. I’m personally committed to ensuring that The Times continues to publish voices, experiences and viewpoints from across the political spectrum.”

       Kingsbury, 41, is a white cisgender female.

       However, inside 620 Eighth, the Weiss letter was savaged and her self-cancellation widely welcomed.

       Deirdre Davidovicz, 21, asexual white female, intern on the rewrite desk, tweeted: “Cry Me a River, Zio.” She predicted “Snowflake Weiss” would soon be “making big bucks” at Fox News.

       Aaron Nkrumah, 24, Black cisgender male, styles, tweeted: “R U kidding?…private company… duty platform racist….STAY SAFE!”

       Jane Smith, 25, white lesbian, city desk, tweeted: “WEISS FAKE LESBIAN STOP APPROPRIATION!!!”

       Since resigning, Weiss has moved to the Bay Area where it is understood she lives with another female.

       And in a number of in-house Slacks, Google Hangout chats and tweets, Aisha Shabazz-Finkelstein, 27, deputy head of the Be a Better Person Desk, called Weiss’s self-removal “long overdue” and expressed the hope that other Times contributors, reporters and executives holding Weiss-like views would be leaving.

       Shabazz-Finkelstein prefers the plural pronoun and verb. Their mother is Black and father Israeli. Although Shabazz-Finkelstein were born male they transitioned while at Brown and currently identify as female by gender and piquer-curious by sexuality.

       Their thesis for an MA at Brown’s department of Intersectional Heuristics and Racism was entitled “The Pre-Synecdochic Gaze: Towards a Commodification of White Feminist Subjectivity in Late-Stage Neo-Capitalism.”

       In a tweet, Shabazz-Finkelstein asked why the Times would employ anyone who as Weiss did signed “the Harper’s letter.”

       They were referring to a letter published in Harper’s Magazine last month voicing concern over what its signatories claimed was the “stifling” of free speech by “ideological conformity.” It was signed by among others Noam Chomsky, 92, a cisgender white male linguist; Wynton Marsalis, 51, a cisgender Black male jazz musician; R.W. Rowling, 54, a cisgender female white fantasy novelist; Martin Amis, 71, a cisgender white male novelist; Salman Rushdie, 73, a cisgender brown male novelist; and Andrew Sullivan, 57, a gay white independent opinionator. 

       Shabazz-Finkelstein characterized the letter as “boring” and its signatories as “famous nobodies.” At last count, their Slacks, Google Hangouts and tweets on Bennet, Weiss and the Harper’s statement had garnered 998 upvotes and one downvote.

       There is some mystery as to the identity, gender and sexuality of the downvoter. Her or his or their screen name is “Dinosaur,” and he or she or they reference or references “better days” at “the old building” when “Abe was in charge” and “this paper was taken seriously.”

       Possibly the references are to the former headquarters on 43rd Street and to A.M. “Abe” Rosenthal, 1922-2006, city editor, then managing editor, then executive editor, 1963-1988, during whose regime the Times collected Pulitzer Prizes for its coverage of the Vietnam War and Watergate and successfully took the White House to the Supreme Court to publish the so-called Pentagon Papers. A cisgender white male, Rosenthal was a Zionist fellow traveler.

       On his gravestone the self-chosen epitaph reads, “He Kept the Paper Straight.” In view of his undisguised distaste for gays and lesbians, some consider it fitting.

       However, some believe it alludes to his notion that as regards choice of stories, wording of headlines and placement of leads a Great Wall should divide a paper’s news department from its opinion department.

       “Boy,” tweeted Dinosaur, “If any of u If Not Now & Let’s Not Rush useful idiot punks tried it on Abe he would’ve had u out on yr woke *ss so fast yr heads would spin.”

       In response to Dinosaur’s comment Dirk Wang, 28, obituaries, Asian, male, pansexual Let’s Not Rusher tweeted “LIKE, DIE OLD LOSER!!!” and Fonda Peters, 25, reader experience, white, lesbian If Not Nower tweeted “WE KNOW WHERE U LIVE.”

       Meanwhile, there is general agreement that while the departure of Bennet and Weiss represent a start, it was only that, a start. “Two Down, Four to Go ” and “Sh*t List ” have been trending on various in-house content sharing tools. It is agreed that while Bennet and Weiss micro-aggressed people of color and minority sexualities, others remaining on payroll do worse, including:

  • Bret Stephens, 47, white cisgender male opinionator, climate change skeptic, blatant Zionist and Never-Trumper lured from the Wall Street Journal with Weiss.
  • Ross Douthat, 41, white cisgender male opinionator, blatant Roman Catholic.
  • Roger Cohen, 65, white cisgender male opinionator, declared Zionist, signed Harper’s letter.
  • David Brooks, 58, white cisgender male opinionator, raised Jewish, today Roman Catholic, signed Harper’s letter. Brooks’s son has served in the Israeli army.

       Sources at the Times say that Stephens, Douthat, Cohen and especially Brooks routinely physically assault LGBTQIA+ co-workers, especially but not only those of color, in the newsroom, cafeteria, elevators, rest rooms and yoga lounges.

       In addition to the Sh*t List, a three-person Watch List has been posted:

  • Michelle Goldberg, 45, cisgender white female opinionator, scourge of Trump, the Republican party, Zionism and neoconservatives but signed Harper’s letter.
  • Thomas Friedman, 67, cisgender white male opinionator, past and possibly future Zionist.
  • Ben Smith, 44, cisgender white male so-called “media editor.”

       There are two cisgender white males over 35 appearing neither on the Sh*t List or Watch List:

  • Nobel Prize-winning economist and opinionator Paul Krugman, 67, in whose opinion “truth has a liberal bias.”
  • Nicholas Kristof, 61.

       Another in-house tweet connected to neither If Not Now or Let’s Not Rush spoke of “the wimp on the 6th floor.” The reference is unclear, although the publisher’s office is on the sixth floor at 620 Eighth.

       Not since 1962-1963 has the Times been struck. This was during the all-white cisgender male typesetters union action against all the city’s papers, lasting 114 days, killing the Daily Mirror and mortally wounding the Herald-Tribune and the Journal-American while birthing the New York Review.

       If forced into a strike, the signatories of the Slack to Sulzberger undertake to wear Covid-19 masks. However, they cannot guarantee that, like the one in the 20th century, this one will be peaceful.

       UPDATE: In a Times-wide email (see link) the publisher together with co-owner Carlos Slim, 80, a cisgender Hispanic male, say they are weighing one of three unnamed young Black lesbians for next executive editor.                                                          


Edward Grossman has reported and opinionated for the New York Times, Washington Post, Jerusalem Post, Jerusalem Report, Wall Street Journal, Weekly Standard, Harper’s, Commentary, New Republic, American Spectator, New Leader, New York Observer, Crawdaddy, Reader’s Digest, Mosaic, the Atlantic, Newsday, Midstream, Dissent, Harvard Magazine, San Francisco Examiner, Buzz (Los Angeles), Les temps modernes (Paris), Dagens Nyheter (Stockholm), Jewish Chronicle (London), Times of Israel, Maariv (Tel Aviv), Shefa (Jerusalem) and Asahi Shimbun (Tokyo).

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1 Oct 2020
Send an emailCarl Nelson
I haven't read anything quite like this. Incredible.

10 Oct 2020
Send an emailNorman Berdichevsky
Carl Nelson's remark "Incredible" doesn't go far enough! It falls light years short of the utter absurdity/depravity which the staff of the New York Times has demonstrated reaching what must be regarded as the all-time low which journalism has sunk to in what was once regarded as the "free world". I got through the first few paragraphs convinced this as a spoof - a "theater of the absurd" designed to mock identity politics until it hit me with full force - this is today's reality - the non-negotiable demand to appoint a younger (under 30) lesbian of color ( the only stated requirements) for the position of executive editor of what was once called "The Journal of Record" and proud to publish "All the News That's Fit to Print". This would be bad enough but the group of employees calling itself "If Not Now Then When" totaling 1,619 signatures set a deadline the paper for surrender to the ultimatum by December 15, the day after ratification of the winner of the presidential election by the Electoral College. The publisher and owner, Sulzberger has already caved indicating the he is interviewing three "qualified" candidates for the position. The staff has similarly pressured the newspaper to actively isolate, ostracize, and eliminate any deviating opinion not just on political issues but the few journalists left who are Jews, Christians, Republicans, and Moderates including classical Liberals and Heterosexuals that managed to keep their sanity.

11 Oct 2020
Send an emailUp Toolate
This has got to be a spoof. We surely will learn it's because COVID forced a six-month delay of April Fools Day. The "tell"? Those signatories who just happened to number "1,619." I have been noticing the paper's beyond-cringeworthy wokeness of late, so the essay does have way more than a hint of truth. But there's a reason that "tell" is in there. Well-written in general, though a bit heavy on ID'ing everyone as "cis" "hetero" etc. That said, long overdue and very funny. As a still-loyal NYT reader, I thank the author.

13 Oct 2020
Send an emailNorman Berdichevsky
Hi Uptoolate Yes, you pulled a fast and very clever one. I had a strong initial doubt that your comment could be real, particularly the all too convenient hint of the telling number of 1619 (arrival of first slaves),the same grotesque version of American civilization endorsed by the New York Times that this signifies the evil of American history and society. I would appreciate it if you could identify yourself and explain why/how you can still consider yourself a faithful reader of the Times, given that the spoof could readily be accepted as believable given the views of the paper's editorial boars and many of its columnists today. It also hurt me as particularly relevant and believable that former editor Abe Rosenthal would be turning in his grave (he undoubtedly is) as what the New York Rimes has become. He made a guest appearance in one of my English class at CCNY (in the mid 1960s) and was particularly inspiring in his portrayal of the responsibility of quality and unbiased reporting,

31 Oct 2020
john L jordan
Back in 2003 when it was discovered that NYT reporter Jayson Blair had filed falsefabricatedplagiarized reports, the Publisher and the Executive Editor (Howell Raines) both had the right, the responsibility and the DUTY to have Mr. Blair immediately escorted from the building. Instead, they dallied with Blair and mollycoddled the "discontented staff." The rest is history. Maybe this article is spoof, maybe not. It don't matter because it's all coming true anyway.

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