OUCH! – William Buckley

collected by Reg Green

When William Buckley was dying, his devoted son Christopher sent regular bulletins to relatives and friends. Detailed and informative, and with the family brand of independent thinking, one of these focused on his urine. It read : “I would describe it as the color of a fine Riesling: umber, full-bodied, with hints of creatinine and red blood cells with a nice finish.”