The parrot community was shocked to learn of the cold-blooded murder of one of their own by a Florida woman who shot the beautiful and innocent bird, who was valedictorian in his class and had planned to become the first bird in space, with a Glock handgun.
“I know I speak for the entire parrot community when I say, this will not stand and justice must be served,” said long-time NER parrot contributor, Tolstoy.
Parrots across the nation carried placards and screamed, “Locker her up!” remembering a phrase they had picked up during the 2016 election.
The name of the deceased has not been released pending notification of family members.
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2 Responses
You’re overheating on this tragedy. Cool down, please. Take Tolstoy’s suggestion, “…just ice must be served.”
I’m thinking the funeral will be a closed matchbox.