The Winner of the President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition: Boris Johnson

The winner of The Spectator’s President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition is:

There was a young fellow from Ankara

Who was a terrific wankerer

Till he sowed his wild oats

With the help of a goat

But he didn’t even stop to thankera.

The author of this winning entry is former Mayor of London and chief Brexiteer, Boris Johnson MP.