Jokes found in the crackers at a Christmas pub lunch recently. Sometimes ones inner nine year old will not stay silent.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimooo
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A Merry Christmas to ewe.
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That’s all folks. (and quite enough say some)
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