Waterford Girl

by Paul Martin Freeman (June 2025)

View of Waterford (Willem van der Hagen, 1736)

 

for Dee Heffernan

She keeps her feelings quietly to herself
And makes the cappuccinos with a smile.
She takes a platter from the cupboard shelf
And fills the grill and twiddles with the dial.

It’s nice to see the worktop neat and tidy
With sandwiches and salad piled high;
And then she muses how tomorrow’s Friday
And gives an audible, contented sigh.

Such trivial things provide some consolation
For being away from Waterford for Dee;
They’re how she bears her lonely separation
From all she loves across the Irish Sea.

They’re how she passes time and finds some pleasure,
Allowing her relief from all the sadness;
Then Sundays let her sleep her fill at leisure
And get away at last from all the madness.

And yet she feels that London is her future:
It’s here she’ll see her destiny unfold.
Perhaps she’ll meet a lovely man who’ll woo her?
She doesn’t like the thought of growing old.

Then someone interrupts her reverie
And orders something cheesy from the grill.
He’s got an allergy to celery:
It turns him blue and makes him deathly ill!

She muses on this terrifying reaction
Which lets her put aside her usual cares;
And glad of any momentary distraction,
She takes a cloth and heads towards the chairs.

 

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Paul Martin Freeman’s book of whimsical verse, A Chocolate Box Menagerie, is published by New English Review Press and is available here. This poem is from the author’s unpublished work, The Bus Poems: A Tale of the Devil.

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