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Bellyaching

by Reg Green

The result of an abdominal ultrasound I had a few days ago has arrived.

It says my spleen is ‘unremarkable.’

I’ve just sent them some past issues of ‘Ouch!’ and asked them to reconsider.

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  1. Hmm… It looks like they ultrasounded the wrong part of you… Or is spleen actually generated by spleen? You really need an MD to answer that… You asked them a right question…

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