Kenneth Tynan, English theater critic, musing on possible headlines, imagined one if the irascible Rex Harrison (My Fair Lady) had slugged an autograph hunter:
The funniest one I heard is one where a wife discovered her husband , Oliver, was having an affair round about Christmastime.
While he was asleep she took a knife to his testicles and nailed them to the wall in the hallway.
Headline?
She decked the hall with balls of Ollie
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I’ve become unglummed 😉
The funniest one I heard is one where a wife discovered her husband , Oliver, was having an affair round about Christmastime.
While he was asleep she took a knife to his testicles and nailed them to the wall in the hallway.
Headline?
She decked the hall with balls of Ollie