OUCH! It’s A Hit

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by Reg Green

Kenneth Tynan, English theater critic, musing on possible headlines, imagined one if the irascible Rex Harrison (My Fair Lady) had slugged an autograph hunter:

“Shit Hits Fan.”

2 Responses

  1. The funniest one I heard is one where a wife discovered her husband , Oliver, was having an affair round about Christmastime.
    While he was asleep she took a knife to his testicles and nailed them to the wall in the hallway.
    Headline?
    She decked the hall with balls of Ollie

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