I’ll Have What They’re Having, Or, How Do the Israelis Do It?

by Hugh Fitzgerald

I recently spent some time at www.MEMRI.org, where Arabs, Iranians and Turks can be seen, and transcripts of their harangues read, denouncing Israel for many terrible things. Let’s see now, what were they? Oh yes: the Zionist state is denounced for plotting to create a Greater Israel from the Nile to the Euphrates. And for its masterminding of the 9/11 attacks. And for its creation of the Islamic State. And for its creating the Muslim Brotherhood. And for its cold-blooded murder of thousands of Palestinian children, whose blood is used in Jewish rituals. And for its lending support to Bashar Assad so that he could crush his opposition. And for giving weapons to his opposition so they could crush Bashar Assad. And for sending weapons to the Houthis in Yemen. And for sending weapons to the Saudis to use fighting the Houthis in Yemen. And for its support of Saddam Hussein, in order to weaken Iran. And for its support of Fethulleh Gülen, in order to weaken Turkey. And for its support of the Kurds in order to weaken Turkey, and for its support of the Armenian genocide lie in order to weaken Turkey. And for its support of the Nazis in the 1930s so that more Jews would flee to Palestine. And for its role in the international slave trade. And for its role in the cocaine and heroin trade. And last but certainly not least, for its role spreading pornography to millions of innocent young Arab men. I learned too, that Qaddafi’s mother was Jewish, that El-Sisi’s mother was Jewish, that the Saudi royals were of Jewish descent, too. And so on and so crazily forth.

I began to wonder whether, with all this nonstop wickedness, the Israelis had time for anything else. I went to www.algemeiner.com to find out. Here’s a sample – just the headlines — of what I found:

A Silicon Chip Developed in Israel Powers Cisco’s New Router Series

Israel’s Government to Fund a Folding Electric Vehicle and Hydrogen Gas Stations

Intel Confirms $2 Billion Acquisition of Israel’s Habana Labs

Israel and Montenegro Sign First Major Defense Contract

As European Defense Budgets Rise, Israel Showcases Its Cutting-Edge Military Technology in France

Israel’s ‘Silicon Wadi’: Samsung Pays Tens of Millions for Israeli Internet Streaming Company Boxee

Israeli Drones to Be Used to Aid Brazilian Agriculture After Multi-Million Dollar Deal

Lithuanian Military to Equip Armored Vehicles With Advanced Israeli Weapons Technology

Report: Israel Hacked ISIS Computers, Discovered Threat Posed by Laptop Bombs to Planes

Proofpoint to Acquire Israeli-Founded Cybersecurity Company ObserveIT for $225 Million

Israeli Cybersecurity Company Checkmarx Wins U.S. Navy Contract

Israeli App Viber Acquired by Japanese Internet Giant for $900 Million

Israel Signs Deal to Provide Czech Republic With Missile Defense Technology

Israeli Startups Raise Around $900 Million in November

Manufacturing Giant ZF Partners With Israeli Startups Cognata, OptimalPlus

Israeli Startups Raise Over $1 Billion in September

Feeling Trashy: These 10 Israeli Startups Aim to Reduce Food Waste

Swiss Post, Israel Post Select Six Israeli Startups for Potential Partnerships

South Korean Food Conglomerate Lotte to Scout for Israeli Startups

Shenzhen-Listed Chengdu Wintrue to Scout for Israeli Agritech Startups

Swiss Accelerator Kickstart Selects Three Cybersecurity Israeli Startups for Fourth Cohort

CVC to Pay $450 Million for a 25 Percent Stake in Israeli Web and Mobile Monetization Company IronSource

FDA Approves Israeli Device That Extracts Medical Results Based Off Drop of Blood

NATO Recognizes Israel as Key Medical-Assistance Partner as it Seeks to Expand Cooperation

Medtronic to Buy Israeli Catheter Developer AV Medical for $30 Million

Israeli Medical Aesthetic Device Manufacturer InMode Raises $70 Million on Nasdaq IPO

Mayo Clinic and Israeli Health Companies to Create New Medical Technologies

Successful Heart Surgery Using Sound Waves Takes Place for First Time in Israel

Israeli Researchers Succeed in 3-D Printing an Artificial Heart

Israeli Company’s Wireless Heart Pump Technology Implanted in a Patient for the First Time

Israeli Study May Provide Hope for Some Pancreatic Cancer Patients

Korea’s BioLeaders To Invest $10 Million in Israel’s Weizmann Institute Anti-Cancer Therapy

Israeli Scientists Discover Encouraging Anti-Cancer Properties of Desert Plant

Israeli Company Creates Successful Blood Test for Lung Cancer

Israeli Startup Develops Breakthrough In Radiation Cancer Therapy

Israeli-Developed Breakthrough Cancer Drug Receives FDA Approval

Revolutionary Made-in-Israel Prostate Cancer Drug on Market in Mexico, Undergoing Advanced Trials in Europe

Israel-Headquartered RedHill Receives FDA Approval for H. Pylori Gastric Drug

I know the Zionists were not to be trusted, as I had read at www.MEMRI.org, so it was no surprise to discover that the Israelis, in order to disguise their deep malevolence, have been treating Arab children with heart defects. “War is deceit.” It’s in the Talmud.

Here’s the smallest of samples:

Iraqi Man Granted Entry to Israel to Be With Infant Son Battling Life-Threatening Heart Defect

Israeli Doctors Save Life of 4-Year-Old Syrian Girl

Syrian Refugee Mother Thanks Israeli Doctors After They Save Young Child With Heart Defect

While the Israelis keep boasting about their so-called “breakthroughs” in medicine, let’s not forget that the Muslim world has its own advances in the medical field:

Sisters From Gaza Accused of Smuggling Explosives Into Israel Disguised as Cancer Medicine

Iranian Supreme Leader Khamenei Calls for New Palestinian Intifada Against ‘Cancerous Tumor’ Israel

Islamic Cleric Favored by PA President Abbas: Israel Waging War on Muslims With Drugs and ‘Sex Mania’

Yet there’s a still small voice inside me that asks: I wonder if I could have whatever the Israelis are having? Just on the off-chance, you know, that there might be something to it.

First published in Jihad Watch.